The Mad Pisser

Cade doesn't piss all that often, and when he does it's normally of a reasonable quantity that you would expect out of an 8lb human. However sometimes he stores up such an unbearable volume that when it finally is released it erupts like a broken water main in Central Park that wreaks havoc on all of the surrounding roads. Not only has he demonstrated an impressive ability to saturate his clothing with Mellow Yellow, but he has range that would even impress St Louis Cardinals outfielder Jim Edmonds. Here are a couple pictures of his watering grounds.